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As you have read by now, there is a recent (INSERT ISSUE HERE) happening with the Mets. One (PLAYER, EXECUTIVE, MANAGEMENT, REPORTER, FAMILY MEMBER) did (SOMETHING SORTA NORMAL BUT A LITTLE BIT EXTRA) to (ANOTHER PARTY).
Honestly this wasn’t a big deal! This (ISSUE) is just a normal (BASEBALL, LIFE, DIFFERENCE OF OPINIONS) thing. But now with the media attention things are just (OVERBLOWN ADJECTIVE)
The media has now turned this into a huge issue, just another issue in a long list of issues with this ball club. It seems like every week that something unbelievable happens to ball club like (INSERT LIST OF LAST THREE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO THIS TEAM THAT WERE TOTALLY OVERBLOWN).
This (EARLIER NAMED ISSUE) would never have happened if the Mets were a winning ball club. When a team has high expectations that are reachable, a lot of these problems never come up. Back in 2006 when these off field issues would occur, either no one would report them, or the issues would die instantly. This ridiculousness of (ISSUE) doesn’t even matter!
Just gotta win. Just gotta win.
I will now refer to this article whenever there is an off-field article with the Mets!
