I am almost always critical of the Nationals ballpark. However, there is one event that I really enjoy at the ballpark: they have a fantastic mascot race. Only at National Park you can see George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, and Teddy race against each other with a Geico Lizard at the finish line. The punchline of course is that Teddy Never wins.
I like that Teddy has a hockey stick. Wrong sport, sport.